The MOst SARCASTIC JOb Classified Ad i have ever read~~

I have come across this ad today looking for a part time art teacher...
But the more i read the requirement the more I DU LAN...

http://www.freelancezone.com.sg/quickSearchProjectView?notification=yes&projid=1023310150301103038


Job Description
More Part time (Weekend) Art Teachers Needed Location, Joo Chiat, Katong (EAST) Nearest MRT Paya Lebar

Requirements
Do you know what's SHADING, TEXTURES and DETAILS?
(Yar, I know what's that~~)
You should preferably have a Diploma in Art or Design or equivalent.Those with art background at a lower level, can learn on the job, provided you are able to pick up skills and techniques fast.Those who have NEVER worked with kids, need not apply.
(okay, i have work with kids, so i have no prob on that~~)

Current students from the ART schools are MOST welcome.Should be 19 years old & above. Kids on vacation (with a few months to spare, just to earn some fast cash) NEED NOT APPLY.
(okay, i understand the trouble to hire someone again when ppl quit on you)

IMPT: The rate for the entire period from 10 am to 2 pm or so is $20 flat. ($5 per hour)That is, if you are qualified, less if you aren't. Option to work on both Sat and Sun, of just one day.
(OKay, FUCK...you wan ppl with experience but you are paying peanuts??!!...ok...maybe some poor student will take up this job vacancy....)

Applicants must be pleasant looking as we are dealing with kids. So, those without photos will not be considered at all.
(okay...you are afraid that monster will scare the kids away...fine...i understand...)
Please send your resume and a recent photo to my email address.Any other forms of queries (OTHER THAN EMAIL) will not be entertained.

Please re-read this advertisement for the dates, rates and details.If you have problems understanding this simple ad, then you're probably NOT the person we're looking for. We are looking for someone who undestands clearcut instructions and can guide kids thereon.
(LOOK IDIOT!!! YOU CAN BE MORE SARCASTIC!!! I BET YOU ARE A GENIUS HUH!!!
THEN MAYBE YOU CAN USE YOUR ASShole TO THINK AND FIGURE OUT THAT 5 DOLLAR AN HOUR, PLEASANT LOOKING, EXPERIENCED AND CLEVER PEEPS OUT THERE WONT EVEN BOTHER APPLYING FOR THIS FUCKING JOB!!!!)

We wish you well in your other endeavours.
(Thank you very Much~~=) And i hope you can get your brain check soon~~)

Please note that we can only reply to those resumes that meet the requirements and only shortlisted candidates will receive a response. We appreciate your interest .Previous applicants who were unsuccessful need not re-apply. Thank you (p.s. To "previous applicants" what are you guys thinking abt??!! FYI there are alot of 5 dollar an hour job out there, you do not need to shrink your talents and ego for this~~)