Early in the morning, Checking my mail, surprise to know tt till now still got ppl request for my resume...so anyway out of curiosity i approve and allow jobsdb to give them my resume...
Then shortly a email saying that she tried calling me but i did not pick up...so is there anyway to contact me...btw her name was ANGIE e BITCH!
So i said sorry my phone is in vibrating mode can she try calling me again..
Then soon enough she called, she is from I Q plus blah blah blah fucking nae nae ji bai human resource company...aiyah those recruitment company lar...
That fucking bitch.....
Angie=A
Me=M
in front the conversion start with those regular hello blah blah blah..
Then ..
A= we are actually looking for a graphic designer with good adobe photoshop skills.....to design gifts and brochure.......................(she went silent...)
M= yar...then....urmm continue...
A=then wat?(retard...)
M= urm some more abt the company??...
A=wat abt the company? (obviously she is pea brain...)
M= okay why not, can you tell me the name of the company cus previously i've been approached by some gift company too...
A=huh...wat? what do you mean you have been approach..(from pea shrink to Ant's brain....)
M=urm can you pls tell me the name of company cus i been interviewed by some gift company i wanna know is it the same...(I am controlling my vulgarity man!!!)
A=OH!!!! my company looking for designer is SINGPOST...(sounded damn proud...idiot..)
M=ah huh...then?
A=you know what is singpost not? (that fucking bitch! you live in kampong ah...think wat! Singpost who dunno! u thought wat!!!retart!)
M=YAR! Singpost the wan that sells stamp la! Singapore POst!( wah lao....at this point really wanna krup the phone on her! Reta rt!)
A= oh yes! Singpost is a big company with over 4000 employee(fucking nae nae)... and you said they had approach you?!
M=oh no, but i've seen them posting a recruitment ad on jobsdb a few months ago...so i am curious did the new designer quit or is it till now they cant find a designer?is there a problem?
A= oh..like i say they are a big company with over 4000 employee, so there is MORE then 1 designer...(fucking ji bai nae nae...keep streessing almost like shouting the MORE THEN 1 DESIGNER and OVER 4000 EMPLOYEE!!! FUCK YOU!)
M=oh okay then if i take up the job wat post or wat kind of job i will be doing...(ren...wo ren! kan ni na!)
A=oh you will be HELPING in new projects and proposals, as in designing new series of stamp for corporate and serious collector...blah blah blah..(okay she didnt say blah blah blah....but she sounded so proud...that fucking bitch!)
M=oh okay, she if i were to working there i will be designing...blah blah blah.........
A= NO! you will only be ASSISTING!( na bei ji bai cant believe i wasted the morning to tok this kind of shit to a retart!)
M=oh...then i dun see a reason why should i change my job for this...cus so what is i am working in a BIG COMPANY but my position there is small...and at here....(she keep cutting in my sentence! rude BITCH!)
A=But you see SIngpoSt is a big company and is good for you to work in a big company you get more exposure.....and you are a (my turn to cut her...)....freshie.....(her sound fates off)
M=No... at here i am a graphic designer and i get to travel at LEAST once a year to overseas to held exhibition at overseas and...and(she cuts in again..this woman no parents to teach her!)i have almost a year of experience!
A=Oh so you like to work in a small company with not much growth...(this fucking nae nae!) , yar i know its will feel like a family...and since you LOVE TRAVELLING so much (shouting again that bitch!) i think the job might not be suitable for you!
M=(blood boils, steam coming out....) yar so i think i would like to reject the offer.bye!
That kan ni na bei chao ji bai! Fucking bitch! Singpost so wat you no manners bitch! Even Singpost have a million employee is also dun have you in it! Cus you are jus a small pea in a fucking recruitment company!
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